BP Nukes the Oil Spill!
July 15, 2010
Source: The internet
BP has nuked the Oil Spill!
But says it may, "Take another 25 years before we can confirm the effectiveness of this approach due to the extreme radiation levels preventing anyone from being able to get close enough to make any detailed observations."
BP says that it's next approach is to genocide all living creatures within 50 miles the detonation site to prevent mutations of sea-life.